A continuation:

For those of you who were mildly interested in my last entry based upon the incestuous nature of my newest novel, I will elaborate for you with a brief (yes, I can be brief, thank you very much) synopsis of the monstrocities encountered so far:

1. Young girl has unnatural love for her father.
2. Young girl becomes sexually involved at 13 with creepy young neighboring peasant boy.
3. Young girl agrees to said young boy murdering her father, whom she loves unnaturally.
4. Young girl convinces herself that aforementioned young boy is an evil murderer (while she is not, even though she plotted right along with him) and sets out to kill him for killing her father, but instead cripples him for life (he ended up having to have his legs cut off) by trapping him a huge bear trap (you know, those traps that look really mean and have teeth that when stepped on will clamp onto the victim mercilessly).
5. Young girl then decides it would be a good idea to have sex with her older brother (NOTE: He is only one year older than she, and at this time she is about 15).
6. Young girl continues having sex with her brother, even though he gets married to another woman and the three of them (brother, young girl, and new wife) go on a honeymoon together.
7. Young girl discoveres on journey that she is preggers (WITH HER BROTHER'S KID).
8. Young girl then plots to convince sweet new wife to pretend that the kid is hers while the brother goes home and the two of them stay on the honeymoon.
9. Young girl has baby away from home, gives the baby (a girl) to the sweet new wife and all is well again.
10. Young girl continues to have sex with her brother once they return home, and even while she is being courted by and falling in love with another (completely normal) man.
11. Young girl then discovers that she is preggers (AGAIN) with her brother's kid so she quickly marries the normal dude.
12. Young girl, at this time, realizes that she is being stalked by the creepy young peasant boy whom she crippled for life and who is now the leader of a dangerous gang of smugglers and who has a formed a habit of burning down houses, mainly houses of the rich farmer aristocracy (of which this young girl is a member); so naturally the young girl is terrified and goes into labor "early"...
13. Young girl has the baby (a boy) while her new husband is away (new husband = successful doctor).
14. The new husband comes home early to find that his "premature" child was actually carried full term and is EXTREMELY angry that his wife (young girl) cheated on him and locks himself in the library where he gets himself into a drunken stupor.
15. Young girl realizes that there isn't anything she can do to get her husband back, so she (ONCE AGAIN) has sex with her brother on the parlor floor.
16. (Brace yourselves, people, because this gets worse.) While they are in the middle of doing the nasty (and this is seriously the NASTY), their MOTHER walks in on them, sees everything, and promptly has a heart attack, nearly dying.
17. Young girl calls her doctor husband to help and he revives her mother, perscribing some drug to keep her subdued and sleeping.
18. Young girl then purposefully overdoses her mother, killing her to keep her quiet.
19. Young girl (now about 19) then plots to kill her husband, inherit his millions, and ensure that her son (who is also her brother's son, in case you had forgotten) inherits all her brother's possessions when he kicks it.
20. Young girl has unnatural love for a piece of land.

And if you thought that was long, you should read the book. I am 400 pages in, all of this has happened, and I still have about 250 pages left.
So those who know me and are familiar with my really, really long stories (in accordance with this novel) could possibly think that this is short! And don't worry, I will definitely keep you posted on the developments of this seedy novel-which-shouldn't-have-been-seedy.

Happy reading!